How does Charlie Sheen collect millions of sleep-walking fans, while he is diffusing vulgar, borderline obscene or terrrorizing rants, as well as bragging about his brainless pornstars or white slaves that he has renamed for commercial reasons, is still a mystery… especially outside America?
But in Detroit, where fans have spent around 200 dollars to attend a show that he described with his usual megalomaniac, amphetaminic-tinted verbiage, the truth versus violent torpedo of truth might lift the veil over the over exposed personality that Charlie Sheen has become.
The truth might be that Charlie-Sheen-Adonis-DNA will end up as a sick loser; and this is why he needs violent medical attention as soon as possible. Charlie Sheen’s tiger blood will never be true neither, this actor seems to have an excessl of pussycat blood.
After all, anyone who can afford full-time 24/7 sex actresses can afford a medical treatment to cure from drug or whatever addictions that are plaguing Charlie Sheen, don’t you think?
Wake-up Charlie Sheen, you got all this fans thanks to TV, even if you are the most intelligent and beautiful person in Hollywood. And fans are watching these idiot videos of yours, because of curiosity, and not because they love you.
As for me, I have laughed at everything Charlie Sheen. But now, I am laughing at Charlie Sheen. If Charlie Sheen was African-American, the whole internet will title his Detroit Show a scam. Basically, the torpedo of truth is this: Charlie Sheen’s show is kind of a thief, after his Detroit disaster.
Now, I am curious to witness how Sheen’s damage management team will try and blame Mr Snoop Dogg for being in Detroit on video, instead of a Live as promised.
Linda Fugate, 47, of the Detroit suburb of Lincoln Park, walked outside and up the block yelling, “I want my money back!”
She said she paid $150 for two seats. “I was hoping for something. I didn’t think it would be this bad.”
Fans who gathered outside the theater before the doors opened Saturday — some who had to fly in for the show — said they were hoping to see the increasingly eccentric actor deliver some of the colorful rants that have made him an Internet star since his ugly falling out with CBS and the producers of “Two and a Half Men.”
They got the ranting. It just wasn’t funny.
“I expected him to at least entertainment a little bit. It was just a bunch of ranting,” said Rodney Gagnon, 34, of Windsor, Ontario.
Promising to give fans “the real story,” the 45-year-old Sheen kicked off a month-long, 20-city tour Saturday night, with the second show scheduled for Sunday in Chicago.
The show started well for Sheen, as the crowd stood and cheered as he and the women he calls his “goddesses” took the stage. The women, one a former porn star and the other an actress, carried signs with the words “War” and “Lock,” references to one of the catchphrases Sheen recently coined.
“I don’t see a single empty seat,” he said.
After one audience member booed, Sheen sanguinely replied, “I’ve already got your money, dude.”
He tried on a bowling shirt like one his TV character Charlie Harper would wear, then took it off and had his goddesses burn it. He then donned a Detroit Tigers No. 99 jersey, a reference to his role in the film “Major League.”
He told everyone he wanted them to enjoy “a night of winning.” Winning, in fact, was one of many of Sheen’s catchphrases to be displayed in a video montage. Others: “Violent hatred” and “Adonis DNA.” …
The twitter feed from USATODAYLifelineLive had Sheen sitting on someone’s lap in the audience, playing catch with someone on stage. ..
“Charlie Sheen is sitting on stage tweeting. Guy behind me just yelled, ‘I want my money back!’”
“Sheen: ‘Tell the guy next to you booing to shut the — up so the rest of us can enjoy the show.’”
“Sheen has lost control of the crowd. He left the stage and ordered some music. Rapper onstage now.”
But apparently it wasn’t Snoop Dogg, whom Sheen said would perform at the show. Instead, the show ended with a video for a new Snoop Dogg song before the lights went on.
Sheen’s publicist Larry Solters declined to comment after the show, but Sheen reappeared after the house lights went up to thank those who remained.
Toronto-area resident Ronnie Prentice was among several fans outside the theater who said they were hoping to see Sheen rant.
“It’s kind of like a NASCAR race. You’re just tuning in because you’re just waiting for the accident to happen,” said Ronnie Prentice, 37.
Adam Hawke said he bought a ticket for the same reason. “He might be doing something really crazy,” said Hawke, 47, who works in the construction business and lives in Michigan. “He’s a wreck. That’s half the draw.”
You didn`t have to be a psychic or a pop culture guru to have predicted that Charlie Sheen`s one-man show would be a disaster of epic proportions.
The crowd may be demanding refunds, but folks knew what they were getting into. According to most press accounts many members of the audience were drunk before the warm-up hit the stage. You don`t feel a compulsion to get drunk for a Celine Dion concert, you get blasted out of your mind only when you know you are about to witness a calamity on stage.
Poor Charlie received a standing ovation when he made his entrance, but a couple of minutes into his performance he was booed and jeered. If Sheen plays a college town he`ll get ironic cheers, but people keep it real in Detroit, and they were ready to crucify him.
Detroit was the first stop of a 20-city tour with dates throughout the month of April. For the warlock`s physical safety and for his emotional well-being, the promoter, LiveNation, must end this farce.